this is especially for my beloved sis.. julie...:)
A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and makes us strong
In a special world, where we belong
To my dear sister..
happy 27th bdae!!!
now that u are so far away from me..
i juz want you to know that all of us here are missing you and we love u a lot..
thanks for everything that u have provided me. your presence really meant a lot to me. things would have been different without you. thanks so much for being just you.. thanks for yr love, the joy and for sharing meaningful thoughts and experiences with me. even though u mite be lonely over there, i hope that everything will turn out fine for you.. and i will pray for you for that..
have fun while u r there ok (esp on yr big day).. i know u will..
cant wait to see ya again.. mean while take care.. :)
muax!
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Today's news: Toilets and cars hot spots for sex (unbelievable!)
#Outside the bedroom, the toilet is the next likely spot for Malaysians to engage in sex, according to the 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey.
Of the 5,409 Malaysians who responded to the survey, 44% claimed they have had sex in the loo. The second and third favoured spots are the car (38%) and parents' bedroom (24%).
The survey, now in its ninth year, also revealed that Malaysians are quite adventurous in pursuing their sexual escapades .
The respondents, who also voted model Amber Chia as the sexiest Malaysian celebrity, comprised 70% males and 30% females.
Those aged 21 to 34 years made up 72% of the respondents while those below 20 made up 15%.
A total 65% of the respondents said they would encourage young people to practise safe sex, against 20% who would tell them to abstain from sex until marriage. (what say u??)
Malaysians are also losing their virginity at an average age of 19 years, compared with 19.3 last year and 20 in 2001. (wahhahaaa....)
About 67% of respondents said they only received sex education when they were 15 or older.
When they want to avoid sex, the top excuse used by Malaysians is “I'm tired” (32.6%).
One in 10 respondents also admitted to have had a homosexual experience, 29% had one-night stands, 19% “took the back door”, 14% had extra-marital affairs, and 9% had threesomes.
The survey showed that the average Malaysian has sex 83 times a year, compared with the worldwide average of 103 times.
The Greeks topped the world average with a frequency of 138 times a year, while the Japanese ranked lowest at 45 times a year.
conclusion: japanese ppl quite deprived-prob too stressed lar..greeks got more that sufficient 'supply'.. msian.. average' supply'.. and adventurous..likes to have sex in smelly places like toilets.. (makes them high) and oso suffocate themselves in cars..(i wonder wat happened when i saw a car 'vibrating' last time.. haha)
Of the 5,409 Malaysians who responded to the survey, 44% claimed they have had sex in the loo. The second and third favoured spots are the car (38%) and parents' bedroom (24%).
The survey, now in its ninth year, also revealed that Malaysians are quite adventurous in pursuing their sexual escapades .
The respondents, who also voted model Amber Chia as the sexiest Malaysian celebrity, comprised 70% males and 30% females.
Those aged 21 to 34 years made up 72% of the respondents while those below 20 made up 15%.
A total 65% of the respondents said they would encourage young people to practise safe sex, against 20% who would tell them to abstain from sex until marriage. (what say u??)
Malaysians are also losing their virginity at an average age of 19 years, compared with 19.3 last year and 20 in 2001. (wahhahaaa....)
About 67% of respondents said they only received sex education when they were 15 or older.
When they want to avoid sex, the top excuse used by Malaysians is “I'm tired” (32.6%).
One in 10 respondents also admitted to have had a homosexual experience, 29% had one-night stands, 19% “took the back door”, 14% had extra-marital affairs, and 9% had threesomes.
The survey showed that the average Malaysian has sex 83 times a year, compared with the worldwide average of 103 times.
The Greeks topped the world average with a frequency of 138 times a year, while the Japanese ranked lowest at 45 times a year.
conclusion: japanese ppl quite deprived-prob too stressed lar..greeks got more that sufficient 'supply'.. msian.. average' supply'.. and adventurous..likes to have sex in smelly places like toilets.. (makes them high) and oso suffocate themselves in cars..(i wonder wat happened when i saw a car 'vibrating' last time.. haha)
Forwarded email.. in case u have not read it.. enjoy..:)
Bringing English to SensesDinesh VoraThe European Commission has just announced an agreement wherebyEnglish will be the official language of the EuropeanUnion rather thanGerman, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British Governmentconceded that English spelling had some room forimprovement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in planthat would become known as "Euro-English".In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, thiswill make the sivil servants jump with joy.The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear upkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when thetroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This willmake words likefotograf 20% shorter.In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan beexpekted to reach the stage where more komplikatedchanges are possible.Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which havealways ben a deterent to akurate speling.Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in thelanguag is disgrasful and it should go away.By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav areil sensibl riten styl.Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezitu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vilfinali kum tru.Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vuntedin ze forst plas.If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Friday, November 04, 2005
what a day!..
2nd day of raya.
i was out with my sis to shop in Gurney Plaza..
had lunch at Breeks.. had cajun blakened fish while my sis had salad...(prob dieting.. hehe diet is a DIE with a T.. so pls dun go on diet.. it will kill u softly.. bleah) ..
after lunch.. we strolled and entered a few shops.. did not buy much stuff this time..
shopping is becoming more n more boring.. arghh..
finally.. when we wanted to go back.. i realised i lost the car park ticket! oh dear..
man.. wat am i supposed to do..
had panic attack...
oh man.. where is that damn ticket??
searched high n low for it but it was to no avail..
went back to carpark but it wasnt there
a few thoughts crossed my mind:
1. ask my sis to run to the car park entrance to press the button and get a new ticket... provided that there is no one watching and no camera (my sis actually tried to press the button but no tix came out coz got sensor ..arghh)
2. wait at the autopay station and see if anyone forgets to take their ticket.. steal it from there..( forgive me God for having such thoughts)
3. run all over the shopping complex to the place that i;ve passed and try to look for it
4. admit that i lost the tix and prob pay rm50 for the loss ..(wahha.. its killing me.. rm50 for a tix?? its so not worth it man..)
5. wait behind any car that is going out and immediately drive out.. cunning eh?
6. ask my dad to come with another car and get the tix then reverse and get out of the shoppin complex.. wahhhaa...so troublesome..
finally ..guess wat i did
i went to the security counter.. told them i lost my wallet with the parking ticket..( argh.. i am lying!!) said someone stole it...
the security officer calmed me down. n said its ok. juz pay rm1.50 and she issued me another parking ticket. asked me to write down my name and phone number.. so i wrote.. Tan Joo Lee.. lost black wallet with credit cards.. in case u find it pls call.. my hp num..( only the hp num is correct lar..dun think they can ever find it oso) haha.. i felt so bad after that..
went for cg the week b4 and the topic of the day was .. thou shall not lie.. from the ten commandments.. wahhaa.. i juz told a white lie..
Forgive me Lord.. its out of desperation,,, and i dun wanna spent 50 bucks on a damn ticket!
and that was it.
a lesson to learn: keep yr car park ticket properly if u dun wanna b in deep shit. can u imagine how many sinful thoughts i had in juz that moment when i lost the tix.. sigh..
i was out with my sis to shop in Gurney Plaza..
had lunch at Breeks.. had cajun blakened fish while my sis had salad...(prob dieting.. hehe diet is a DIE with a T.. so pls dun go on diet.. it will kill u softly.. bleah) ..
after lunch.. we strolled and entered a few shops.. did not buy much stuff this time..
shopping is becoming more n more boring.. arghh..
finally.. when we wanted to go back.. i realised i lost the car park ticket! oh dear..
man.. wat am i supposed to do..
had panic attack...
oh man.. where is that damn ticket??
searched high n low for it but it was to no avail..
went back to carpark but it wasnt there
a few thoughts crossed my mind:
1. ask my sis to run to the car park entrance to press the button and get a new ticket... provided that there is no one watching and no camera (my sis actually tried to press the button but no tix came out coz got sensor ..arghh)
2. wait at the autopay station and see if anyone forgets to take their ticket.. steal it from there..( forgive me God for having such thoughts)
3. run all over the shopping complex to the place that i;ve passed and try to look for it
4. admit that i lost the tix and prob pay rm50 for the loss ..(wahha.. its killing me.. rm50 for a tix?? its so not worth it man..)
5. wait behind any car that is going out and immediately drive out.. cunning eh?
6. ask my dad to come with another car and get the tix then reverse and get out of the shoppin complex.. wahhhaa...so troublesome..
finally ..guess wat i did
i went to the security counter.. told them i lost my wallet with the parking ticket..( argh.. i am lying!!) said someone stole it...
the security officer calmed me down. n said its ok. juz pay rm1.50 and she issued me another parking ticket. asked me to write down my name and phone number.. so i wrote.. Tan Joo Lee.. lost black wallet with credit cards.. in case u find it pls call.. my hp num..( only the hp num is correct lar..dun think they can ever find it oso) haha.. i felt so bad after that..
went for cg the week b4 and the topic of the day was .. thou shall not lie.. from the ten commandments.. wahhaa.. i juz told a white lie..
Forgive me Lord.. its out of desperation,,, and i dun wanna spent 50 bucks on a damn ticket!
and that was it.
a lesson to learn: keep yr car park ticket properly if u dun wanna b in deep shit. can u imagine how many sinful thoughts i had in juz that moment when i lost the tix.. sigh..
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