Sunday, June 10, 2007

my sister's wedding... :)

here's the pic you are waiting for...

In the morning, before solemnisation..

In the evening: group photo taken with family and relatives

My first n 2nd sis... taken after dinner...

Lastly.. this is me!.. ehh e..

Monday, June 04, 2007

Break ups..

A couple of weeks ago, my friend, X broke up with her boyfriend.
Reason: long distance relationship.

She sobbed and asked me for advice.
What more can I say than to her? Do I tell her to forget bout him? and that there are still so many trees in the jungle?
Its just not easy as it seemed.

Many a time, we blame the guy for ruining the relationship. We blame him for not being able to withstand a long distance relationship.. or perhaps for finding someone elsewhere. I used to have a long distance relationship. Everything went smoothly until the distance slowly drift us apart. without me or him realising it.. until one day.. both of us decided to break up... for good.

We have choices that we can make in live.
And it goes two ways: the positive or the negative.

You can scold the guy and blame him for all you want. blame him that the relationship ends. blame him that he was flirting with others. blame him that he did not call. blame him for all the times you had to spend alone because he did not take a long journey to meet you over the weekends. or simply blaming him or going out with his friends till late at night while you were not around.


Leave him alone. If you love him, set him free. You know that if its meant to be its meant to be. If he comes back to you, he belongs to you. If he doesnt, set him free and set yourself free. The world has so much to explore, not only in terms of relationship, but others.. friends, family, adventure, travelling, religion, books, music, songs, party... Relationship is not everything. No matter what happens, you have to learn to love yourself. because if you dont, you cant learn to love others. As simple as that. Stop pondering over the past and move on. Because each stab in the heart that you overcome will make you a stronger person for tomorrow.

So my dear friend, if you are reading this... i know how hard it is to go thru break up. Cause i gone through that.. baby, you've gotta move on. Stay happy, hang out with your friends and keep busy. You;ve gotta stand up again on your own and regained the courage to overcome this pain. i know you can do it. and you know you have me..
Being single is more fun than you think it is! so dun cry... wipe that tears away.. and come to me with a smile.. its time for more more and more fun! let's party babe!! :)

p/s: nienie, hope that you are happy and doing well over there. :) i miss that black long sleeves uniform of yours haha... bubye!

Sunday, April 08, 2007

A Letter From The Penis

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
>> (1) I do physical labor.
> (2) I work at great depths.
> (3) I plunge head first into everything I do.
> (4) I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
> (5) I work in a damp environment.
> (6) I don't get paid overtime.
> (7) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> (8) I work in high temperatures.
> (9) My work exposes me to contagious disease.
>> Thank you for considering my request.

> The Penis> :-)))

>>>> In Response:
>> Dear Mr. Penis,
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
> reasons:
>>> (1) You do not work 8 hours straight.
> (2) You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
> (3) You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> (4) You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
> (5) You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and>stimulated in order to start working.
> (6) You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> (7) You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as >wearing the correct protective gear.
> (8) It's doubtful you'll work until the normal retirement age of 65.
> (9) You're unable to work double shifts.
> (10) You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
> (11) And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering>and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

>> Sincerely,
>> The Management

Women talk vs men talk..

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside

Thursday, March 15, 2007


Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his ...
4th wife ..... baby doll
3rd wife ..... china doll
wife ..... barbie doll
1st wife ..... panadol

This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "Is It In Dear?"...

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'? "Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? " "Six times a week !!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!"

Sex is like a petrol station. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"

What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of "Playboy" and Wife on the cover of "Missing Persons"

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

Teacher : What do you want to become?
Little Johnny : Doctor !
Teacher : Why? Little Johnny : Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.

Monday, February 05, 2007

genting genting!!

yeah.. i was in genting.. for boyz2men concert .. yeahh!!..ehh he
the concert was great.. we paid rm60 for the tix but guess wat.. we crept to the centre part of the seats and juz filled in some of the empty seats hah a.. view was so much better boy!!... here;s some of the pics i took...

it was only a two-hour concert.. but we truly enjoyed ourselves.. not to mention dancing and screaming and cheering there like no body;s business with my 'porn star' fren hah a..

it was surely misty in genting.. and surely it was cold.. my fren was shivering and i could feel the wind blowing thru my jeans.. (london was much colder tho hah a). spent some time at the theme park.. unlimited rides.. hit each other multiple times at the bumper car rides.. went for some boring rides.. (since its free).. and also casino.. (its my first time there..) their bets can go up to hundreds and thousands.. boy.. i juz gulp at the amount of money they can gamble there!

p/s: my fren who could 'see ghost' told me that he could see the ghosts' hands holding on to yr legs in the casino.. no wonder ppl stayed there so long inside... until they lose all their money..
jus dun FREAK out..

Tuesday, January 23, 2007