jokes!!

one night stand...

Mc macho: how was yr new year?
Me: i went TO one nite stand..
Mc macho: omg... one nite stand?!.. wuUUuuuuuuu
Me: hey.. thats the name of the club in singapore man!! i din HAVE a one night stand..
Mc macho: hah ha.. i tot u really went for one night stand.. ..
Me: dun worry u r not the first person wid that reaction hah ah.. had a great time chillin there.. :)

its jan 2007!!!

New year resolutions...

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do u understand that? think i need to figure it out one day.. ha hah

prayer of the day:

DEaR LOrd, please grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change those things I can and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I may have to kill because they freaking piss me off!!! ha hah juz kiddiing...